Season
- Season 1 2003-09-23
Episode
- Episode 1: Pilot
- Episode 2: The Second Date
- Episode 3: The Smarty Party
- Episode 4: The Musical
- Episode 5: The Weekend Away
- Episode 6: All About Evil
- Episode 7: The Last Action Queero
- Episode 8: Alex Misses the Boat
- Episode 9: Meet the Parent
- Episode 10: The Greatest Christmas Story Ever Told
- Episode 11: The Heartbreak Kid
- Episode 12: The Kid Stays in the Picture
- Episode 13: Party of Two
- Episode 14: Poison Ivy
- Episode 15: Not in My Dress You Won't
- Episode 16: Winners & Losers & Whiners & Boozers (1)
- Episode 17: Winners & Losers & Whiners & Boozers (2)
- Episode 18: The Peck-Peck
- Episode 19: Eight Simple Rules for Dating a Celebrity
- Episode 20: Friends in Low Places
- Episode 21: Drama Queen
- Episode 22: I'm Not With Her
I'm with Her Season 1 Eight Simple Rules for Dating a Celebrity
When everyman Patrick Owen is bitten by the easily-excited puppy of movie star Alexandra Young, he becomes an overnight sensation. His anonymity and privacy go up in the flash of a hundred paparazzi cameras.
